Someone needs to develop a Chuck Norris Detector Echo skill right away. She doesn’t want to say anything nasty to poison any young ears that might be nearby.
That sufferer-in-silence has a mind too difficult to read.
But still, she managed to subscribe to the yardsticks you set for your dream woman.
While her rap sounds pretty good even with her not-quite-natural voice, asking her to beatbox results in a strange cacophony of commotion that sounds like it was outsourced to a 2007 You Tube Poop video..
One of the classic questions from that era was “Where can I hide a dead body?
The female mind, it's a mystery, impossible to hound.