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So do about a billion other people, and they're all on hook-up apps. Here, a quick breakdown of what to expect on these hook-up apps, should you have completely avoided them all thus far. It is: The most notorious hook-up app, especially among the younger folks. The catch: The Mile High Club isn't really a thing.

Swipe right on a profile photo you like, hope they swipe right too. Who you want to find: A beautiful stranger who's down. Who you want to find: An exotic adventurer on their way to hike the Chilean Andes. Who you want to find: A put-together man who wants a drink and a fuck.

No one wants to tell their grandchildren that they met over body shots and keg stands.

For these reasons and many more, it is time for you to seek greener pastures.

Let’s face it: as the weather grows colder, the atmosphere of your local bar changes for the worse.

Last modified 01-Jun-2019 05:26