“Things just weren’t working out,” a Portman source explained to the magazine.
“Natalie is young and they just were very different ultimately.” We have mixed emotions about this.
And speaking of Valtrex now that it comes out that Jessica Alba has herpes I might need to hook up a prescription because I imagined hitting that so often I probably got that […] How many of you arrogant f*cks have a clue about the disease? If you’ve ever had a cold sore, then you too have a form of herpes. As far as I know, you can’t get herpes from jacking off, so who cares whether Jessica has it or not? at least she’s using the valtrex to stop from spreading the virus (unlike the jerk who infected her apparently.) I was infected the same way, By a jerk who knew he had it and never told me.
Natalie Portman and her folk-rocker boyfriend Devendra Banhart have broken up, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March.
They did a thing together for Interview Magazine and knowing her track record, there’s no doubt she had him in other ways too. And although friendship with Lilo certainly isn’t as life-threatening as friendship with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, it’s still not exactly something to be proud of it.
And it doesn’t get more rock bottom than Lindsay Lohan, does it?
Guess who she got it from…that’s right…dirty Derek Jeter. All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO!